I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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