did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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