do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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