these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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