Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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