used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
we're making bets on your personal life
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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