so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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