It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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