what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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