wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
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