gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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