Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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