The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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