the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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