Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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