Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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