I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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