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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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