My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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