Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i already hear my dad disowning me
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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