I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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