Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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