Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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