she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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