do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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