I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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