you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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