I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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