Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I deserve this hangover.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Randomize
