i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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