So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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