cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
do nipples grow back?
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