Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Houston, we have a blender
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
These tits shall not be calmed
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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