Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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