After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
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