She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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