i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
this is an emotional support booty call
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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