is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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