had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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