i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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