i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
