He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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