We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Sorry about my life...
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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