we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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