you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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