My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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