You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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