Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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