More tranny stories later!
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
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