Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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