im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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