i don't like sucking hair
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I smell stomach acid.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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