puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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